The Summer Shower
It can take you by surprise. You're enjoying a beautiful day when suddenly, the heavens open up and rain pours down. You and your partner can seek refuge under a Snuggie. It's a great way to get wet while staying dry.
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The Relief Well
To avoid an embarrassing spill when the pressure gets too great, wrap yourself up in a Snuggie for some fast relief. Using the proper equipment will help protect the environment.
Reminder: The Snuggie is indeed machine-washable.
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The Sniper Team
She lies on her belly; he wears the Snuggie on his back and covers her. She calls the shot, and he takes aim and fires. Don't worry about the recoil.
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The Mel Gibson
She faces him, mouth open and ready. He gets to wear the Snuggie, because he f***ing deserves it. It's better if he keeps his mouth shut.
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Seven Minutes in Snuggie
The last 3 and a half minutes are spent cleaning up, since it only takes half the time to get to Heaven when you're wrapped up in fleece.
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The King James
You need to be pretty special to pull this one off. Four women lie on four different beds around the country. They each wear a Snuggie upside-down, so that the bottom covers their faces. The man can only choose one, but everyone feels screwed.
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The Pitched Tent
She leans down over a picnic table with her arms through the Snuggie's sleeves. He stands behind her, the remaining fabric draping over his broad shoulders. You can take each other to high peaks, soothing valleys, and keep coming back for s'more.
Thanks to Rebecca for the suggestion!
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The Amish Curtain
Clip the Snuggie onto your clothesline. He lines up with one of the sleeves, and she does the same, so that you can make love without ever gazing upon each other's dirty, shameful nakedness. Barns won't be the only thing getting raised.
Thanks to Osirus for the suggestion!
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The Surprise Guest
He wears the Snuggie around his calves and drapes the remainder on the floor. Keep her knees comfortable while she's on your hard wood.
Thanks to BB for the suggestion!
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The Banana Split
She sits spread-legged on the kitchen counter, and he wears the Snuggie on his back. After a good meal, it's always nice to have something sweet.
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The Papoose
He wears the Snuggie on his back and gathers it around her as he carries her. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to carry anywhere, but right here seems just fine.
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The Night In
She puts her arms through the sleeves and reads. She's minding her own business. He is also minding her business.
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The Manket
The man wears the Snuggie on his back and keeps his partner warm. Perfect for long winter nights, cold winter mornings and when your partner is sedated.
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The Horse Blanket
The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers her partner with the bottom. Perfect for showing off your moves and when you can't stand to look him in the eye.
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The Yes Ma'am
The woman wears the Snuggie on her back and keeps her partner warm. Perfect for hiding your flaws when you are doing it on a park bench or subway grate.
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The Chaps
The woman wears the Snuggie on her back and covers her partner with the rest. She won't miss a minute of Sex In The City and he won't miss the tattoo of her ex's name on her ass.
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The Cuddly Puppy
The man wears the Snuggie on his front and covers her. She feels warm and cozy like Grandma's house, but still knows who her daddy is.
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The Warm and Snuggie
You both get in the Snuggie together. The Snuggie can go either way, maybe you can convince her to do the same.
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The Tablecloth
She lies on the table. He wears the Snuggie on his front while the bottom end covers her. It's just not a holiday without stuffing.
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The Pigs in a Blanket
The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers her mate behind her. Whisper softly while you are warmly forking.
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• The Rollercoaster
• The Superwoman
• The Horse Blanket
• The Night In
• The Warm and Snuggie